United One

[Nepeta is still having trouble with this stupid Xtransiever and for a moment, the feed shows some static and there's a strong buzzing with a little girl's voice complaining in the background. After a moment, things get a little clearer and the focus finally shifts from the ground to Unova's friendly neighborhood alien cat! She's just outside Mistralton, it looks like, around the very edge of the city and Route Seven.] There! Hi, everyone! [Apparently her Skitty wants to say hi, too, because the cat crawls up onto her lap and presses her face against the screen before Nepeta shoves her off.] Kittens, huh? Well, for our furst matter of business here, I wanted to let you all know that my kittens have become masters of the hunt! [As she says it she absolutely beams and even puffs out her chest a little. Successful mother cat is successful!] Leon's form is just purrfect, Felicia is as fierce as can get and I have never seen a cat sneakier than Furdinand!

Buuuut...now what? My kittens and I have been hunting and battling and stuff furever. I think we're running out of stuff to do around here! [And then she frowns in a way that is dangerously close to approaching pout-levels.] And it's just been the four of us and it does get pawfully lonely sometimes, even if there are some locals that like to play! But mostly it's purrobably just beclaws they're so fascinated by me being an "alien."

[With that last statement a massively overdone roll of her eyes to accompany it, she flops onto her back and bats playfully towards the screen.] And now, AC inquires as to the recent happenings of efurrybody else!