I sure hope we're allowed to abuse liquid time because I really wanted to make a post |audio

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[What you're hearing sounds more like a Purrloin got a hold of an Xtranciever than an actual girl using it.]

Meeeowwww, meow! Nyanyanyanyanya. Puuurrrrrrr, purrrrrrrrr, nyaaaaaaanyanyanyanya!

[In the background, there's a curious little cry of "Shiiiinx! Shinx shinx shinx!" followed by more meowing.

She probably doesn't even realize she's turned the darn thing on.]

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[audio] because liquid time is the best, and he needs to know *everybody ever*

[emmet]

[Listen to that purring. All that purring.

...That is not how you use the network! This is not the regulations. Or, at least, that's why Emmet is listening in.

And then his Joltik joins in the calls and cries.]

Tiiiik! Joltiiiiiiik! Tik tik tik. Tiiik!

[audio] 2x HTML screwup combo. and yes he is an inescapable presence

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[And then she realizes something is actually happening. Technology, how does it work.]

...Mrrrrow? Meow?

Shiiiiinx! Shinx shinx, shiiiinx!

Shhhh, Leon!

[audio] HE WILL BEFRIEND THE WORLD. FOREVER.

[emmet]

[Emmet is still sitting back, of course - letting Joltik just communicate over the phone.]

Tik... Joltik!

[...Of course, now Joltik is shying away. And Emmet lets out a bit of a chuckle of his own, without joining the conversation.]

[audio] JUST GO AND HUG THE PLANET

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Meow? Meeeoowww?

Shinx! Shiiiiiinx, shinx shinx!

[Nnnnope, Leon is totally insistent on having a conversation with this Joltik. Those little 'shinx'es might just be ones of reassurance!]

[audio] BUT I AM EMMET, AND MY ARMS ARE NOT BIG ENOUGH. /also needs joltik icons but whatever

[emmet]

Tik! Jol! Tik! [...Is that Joltik trying to sound not-scared, and even a little impressive? I think it is - what an interesting conversation! Especially because it's talking with an Electric-type bro. And stuff. It thinks. :3]

[audio] YOU JUST AREN'T TRYING HARD ENOUGH /doesn't have space for shinx icons whaaatever

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[Leon is pleased! This new electric-type bro and him are going to be best friends. This has been decided.] Shinx! Shinx shinx? Shiiinx.

[audio] SO I SHOULD WAIT UNTIL THE WORLD BECOMES TINY? THEN IT WOULD BE EASY.

[emmet]

Tiiiiik. Tik tik. [Joltik called out - on his end, it's nomming on the Xtransiever a little, so that may also be heard.]

[audio] NO YOU JUST KEEP ON REACHING OUT FOR THOSE HUGS

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Shiiii, shinx! [These little nomming noises are fascinating! Curious as ever, Leon tries to imitate them by going to nom on his trainer's Xtransiever. Nepeta, of course, is not amused because she may not know much about technology but she knows it's not meant to be eaten! And so now there's the sound of her trying to pull it away from him.] No, Leon, don't chew it! Stop that!

[audio] YOU'RE RIGHT. OF COURSE. c:

[emmet]

[At the voice, Emmet perks up more. If that is possible. Anyhow, he then spoke up, quite relaxed, as he let his Joltik eat.] Your Shinx is Leon?

[audio] AS USUAL B]

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[More voices! Nepeta pauses and presses her face against the Xtransiever. How many voices are going to come out of this thing?] Uh-huh, that's his name! It's purrfect for him!

[audio] and then according to the anime, emmet frowns. THE WORLD IS GONNA END AAAAAA

[emmet]

It is a good name! Because it is his!
[...]
I am Emmet. That is a good name for me, because it is mine. What is your good name?

[audio] AAAAUGHHHH QUICK BUILD BOMB SHELTERS

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It's the most purrfect name, because one day he's going to grow up to be a furocious lion!

My name is Nepeta Leijon! It's nice to meet you, Emmet!

[audio]

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[Oh gosh, something's speaking back to her! How does this technology magic work.]

Meeeow? Mrrrrow? Nya?

Shiiiinx! Shiiiiiiiinx!

Leon, shhhh! Meow meow meow?

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[Shinx does! The magic of Pokéspeak.]

Shinx! Shinx, shiiiiinx! Shinx shinx shiiinx?

[And while this conversation of deep, thoughtful importance is being had, Nepeta is just sort of staring and trying to figure out what's going on and how this silly gadget even works.]

[audio]

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Shinx! Shi shi shinx, shiiii.

[Even the wisest philosophers would be overwhelmed by just the sheer amount of meaning in these little quips of Pokémon sounds.]

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Shi. Shinx shinx, shi, shiiiiinx, shinx!

[And neither can Nepeta despite how hard she is trying. Pokémon conversations are weird! But Leon sure is enjoying himself!]

[audio]

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[Oh, no! Leon, of course, immediately starts to make noises as if in defense of whom he has decided is his new friend. Nepeta, meanwhile, just presses her face up against the Xtransiever and tries to figure out what's going on.]

Meeeooow? Helloooooooo? Shinx shinx shinx! Nyah?

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[It most certainly was! And Nepeta is quite excited about the response.]

Hi there! No, Leon, go away, it's my turn. Shiiii...

[audio]

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My name is Nepeta Leijon!

Heehee, there are all sorts of neat people in this silly thing! [Yep, totally knows how this whole audio thing works.]

[audio]

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You, too, Sandra!

Yup! Sometimes there are even other Pokémon, too! Leon's made a bunch of new friends and everything! [She's over here almost thinking that everyone is inside this magic little Xtransiever box, which is close enough.]