United One

So, this is the after-life, huh? [ Kirby doesn't look or sound very amused. ] 

I gotta say, this beats going through the gates of hell or a thousand years of plucking the devil's back hair. I feel like I deserve a little vacation after getting stabbed in the stomach, you know?

Well, I guess you wouldn't. Unless your life is like some crazy horror movie, too. In which case, hit me up. We can make a club that meets every Thursday.

Oh, and this pink glob of goo that's following me? Anybody who wants it can have it. It's starting to freak me out with its blank stare.