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FINALLY THE EVENT

WELCOME TO THE RELIC CASTLE

I shall be your guide and snarky narrator - replying to most comments with a bit of humour - acting as your Game Master for this adventure though this castle. The goal? To explore and find the Dark Stone. There are seven stories, and you will need to get to the bottom. Please note that if we don't wrap this up by Halloween, the Pokemonfication event will still be happening.

How this is gonna work? There's gonna be comments down there. When somebody solves the floor, then the next floor will go up. Simple? I sure hope so!

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I'm very sure you can't. [Huffs a bit and goes back to glancing around at the walls, there's gotta be some clues around here somewhere. After that small onesided argument he has to blow off some steam. DOES THAT MEAN I WIN?

Eridan had just crouched down to look at something when the Skitty had decided to bother him. At first Eridan scowls and glares at it, but the creature seems unphased. With a small sigh he grabs his scarf and dangles it just above the Skitty. Might as well, right? It's not like he thought the thing was cute or anything.]

[YEAH OKAY IF YOU INSIST. But while the other troll takes some time to stew in his little personal pile of rage, Nepeta is just going to preoccupy herself with the horse some more. What a cutie patootie!

Felicia, on the other hand, is absolutely thrilled by the offered toy and immediately pounces on it with a delighted mewl. She's entirely too engrossed by chewing and kicking at the scarf to notice whatever glowers of disapproval she's receiving. This is the best toy ever!]

[Elegant and majestic, you mean. Skyhorse isn't cute at all. And if he was cute he would be much cuter than this pink cat that keeps on mauling Eridan's scarf. Speaking of which, Eridan's had just about enough of this, he doesn't want his scarf to be unrecognizable after this. So he stands up and takes his scarf along with him.]

Okay, that's enough. I want my Pokemon back now. [He holds his arms out as he says this.]

Aww, okayyyy. [She puts on a big pout and hands the totally elegant Horsea back. Felicia is even more disappointed than her trainer, who reaches out and drags her back over. Leave the funny fishman alone, kitty!] He is supurr majestic. [It takes all of her willpower not to say 'adorable'.]

So, what's up with this ruin stuff! [Nepeta flops over onto her back as she says it and rolls around a little in the most catlike manner she can manage.] We're looking for treasures or something, right?

Thank you, and I know he is. [He's a super majestic sea dweller like his owner. Nepeta and her cat posse just can't compare.]

Isn't it obvious? There's major treasures at the bottom of this place. [He gestures down to the floor as he says this. He knows this for a fact, because this is almost exactly like a FLARP session, minus any actual danger.]

Treasures? [She rolls over onto her stomach and looks down at the floor as if that's really going to do much for her. And then a grin spreads across her face.] Well, I guess we've got some hunting to do, then, huh!

Precisely. And it could be anything! Jewels, gold, maybe even legendary weapons. [But then again... They were in some weird Pokemon world, maybe what they valued was different.]

Either way, I'm going to be the one to get it. [He really hoped it was a weapon. Coming here interfered with his science and now the most power he could channel through it is enough for a small zap.]

Well, we aren't going to get anywhere if we don't hurry up and get going, now are we? [Beaming, Nepeta jumps up and starts looking around for the stairs or something. Whoa whoa whoa, what is this 'we' business. But regardless, she isn't totally concerned about the wealth or the treasure or anything, as fun as shiny things may be to play with. It's adventure time!] The furocious hunter is purrpared to purrowl!

[He was fine with this 'we.' But first, there was something he needed to establish, that being his superiority.] Aren't you forgetting something? There needs to be leader, and since I'm the most experienced here it'll be me. You have no idea how to go about this. [How else were they going to make this work?]

Fine, fiiiiiine. [Of course, the face she's making suggests that she finds this whole leader thing totally lame more than anything. If nothing else, though, she has to admit that Eridan does have more experience in the field of FLARP than her, and this is just like a game, isn't it?] Then I supaws you know where to head next?

Good. [He's just going to return the look and cross his arms. But then again, even if he wasn't experienced he'd make himself the leader anyways due to his superior blood color.] Are you serious? Where else would we be going? We're going down to the lower levels so we have to find some stairs or a hole.

Well, where are those supposed to be? [As if in search, she starts crawling around in little circles, looking carefully at the floor.] Hey, have you looked over there yet? Heehee, the mighty huntress has a good feeling about this! C'mon! [And without another second's hesitation she is bounding off in the other direction, her cat posse right behind her as if they're looking forward to a hunt. C'mon, slowpoke, there are stairs to be hunted down!]

How am I supposed to know? [And of course, before he can even stop her she's off and running. Dammit, Nepeta, he's supposed to be the leader! He even called it and everything, no fair. He grudgingly keeps up with her.] You better know what you're doing.

Of course I do! [Okay, she has no idea. But the exit can't be too far away!] I bet they're right this wa— [OOPS THAT'S A SAND PITFALL aaaaand there goes the catgirl. So close to the stairs, too.

Going through ruins is hard.]

Edited 2011-11-22 17:36 (UTC)

No you don't I bet you're going the wrong wa- [He warned you about the pitfalls, he warned you dude! Okay, actually he didn't. But point is you disobeyed his instructions and ran off, this is obviously karma. Eridan just wishes that he'd been able to stop in time, instead he falls right down that sandpit as well. This sucks, wweh.]

Edited 2011-11-23 05:04 (UTC)

((yep this is a thing (http://united-one.livejournal.com/8836.html?thread=503684#t503684)))

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FINALLY THE EVENT

considering her planet's name is LOLCAT, that is very true And no problem c: RL before RP

she is just an anthropomorphized lolcat. ALSO QUEEN OF BACKTAGS WEH

those are even the initials of her planet :3 ALL HAIL THE QUEEN

see? /everything makes sense/. aw yeeeee crowns and all B]

or as much sense as anything else in Homestuck. you even get a sceptor and a chair

HER RIDICULOUS BACKTAGENSCIOokay that sounds stupid

HER ROYAL BACKTAGGING MAJESTY

YES, THIS ONE IS GOOD

IT'LL DO FOR NOW

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PROGRESS VIA FALLING DOWN THINGS should i go make a thread in the second floor or

AT LEAST THEY'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE and yeah thread in second floor now woo

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