FINALLY THE EVENT

[united-mods.livejournal.com]

WELCOME TO THE RELIC CASTLE

I shall be your guide and snarky narrator - replying to most comments with a bit of humour - acting as your Game Master for this adventure though this castle. The goal? To explore and find the Dark Stone. There are seven stories, and you will need to get to the bottom. Please note that if we don't wrap this up by Halloween, the Pokemonfication event will still be happening.

How this is gonna work? There's gonna be comments down there. When somebody solves the floor, then the next floor will go up. Simple? I sure hope so!

Comments

[noplaidshirt.livejournal.com]

Woah, wait, you're a prince now? And Nepeta didn't say anything about you guys' planet getting blown up or whatever.

[He seems a little young to be a full-out king. Also, the only acceptable way for a planet to be destroyed is via explosion. Nothing else is cool enough.]

[caligulatrainer.livejournal.com]

Technically. More aristocratic than anything else. She probably didn't because it didn't come up.

[It was basically bludgeoned by comets repeatedly, is that cool?]

[noplaidshirt.livejournal.com]

Oh, so like, Duke Eridan of Fishytrollness?

[EVEN COOLER.]

But, uh, sorry about your planet, man.

[caligulatrainer.livejournal.com]

No. More like Eridan, Prince of Hope. [It's his official title in the game he and his friends played that got their planet destroyed and all that.]

Don't be, I don't really care.

[noplaidshirt.livejournal.com]

Prince Eridan of Hope, gotcha.

[He doesn't seem like a very hopeful person, at least in your opinion. Maybe it's a place or something? Hm.]

But, it's like, your home, right? Earth can be kinda crummy sometimes, but Iunno if I'd want it to blow up or something on everyone except me and some other kids.

[caligulatrainer.livejournal.com]

[As the Prince of Hope he is also allowed to be the one who determines when all hope is lost.]

Well, I was planning on doing something similar to that anyways. Not by destroyin the whole fuckin planet though, that's just crazy.