FINALLY THE EVENT

[united-mods.livejournal.com]

WELCOME TO THE RELIC CASTLE

I shall be your guide and snarky narrator - replying to most comments with a bit of humour - acting as your Game Master for this adventure though this castle. The goal? To explore and find the Dark Stone. There are seven stories, and you will need to get to the bottom. Please note that if we don't wrap this up by Halloween, the Pokemonfication event will still be happening.

How this is gonna work? There's gonna be comments down there. When somebody solves the floor, then the next floor will go up. Simple? I sure hope so!

Comments

[withmyfluffbat.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I guess... [Iris was kind of a Dragon Tamer, wasn't she. Even if she normally only had flying-types - keeping her Salamence tame was what a Tamer did, right? Right.] I bet I could beat him, though! With my normal team, that is.

[...] Yeah, it is kind of weird. And even weirder - I've seen other fossils here, too! I'm sure you'll find a good capture here, though!

[hipster-dave.livejournal.com]

Sure you could! If you got any Ice moves you're golden. Oh, except for that fucking Gyarados, I swear to Arceus that's just cheating. [NOT A DRAGON. STOP PRETENDING, POKEMON GAMES]

That is weird, about the fossils. I mean, invasive species are one thing, right? It's not even that weird, you guys were gonna get invaded by Rattatas eventually anyway. But extinct Pokemon running around? [This is getting deep. Dave shakes his head.] Dunno what that means; things seem really screwed up, though. Do you think this stone they want us to find will actually do anything?