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united_one2011-10-16 11:52 pm
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"OM NOM NOM NOM! Nyuck nyuck nyuck, these free eats are the best!" Laughed Jabberjaw, stuffing an entire hoagie into his mouth, his sharp teeth and strong jaws tearing through it like it was made of tissue paper. He was in a sub-shop in Striaton city, and having a blast.
It was about that time that a particularly brave cashier approached him. "Uh... mister fish-dude? You gotta, like, pay for those, or something please don't eat me. "
Jabberjaw's eyes sank into his head as he heard that dreadful word. Pay. Did he have any money? He didn't have any pockets, let alone any cash. Thinking about what had been given to him, he didn't recall being one of the things. So really, Jabberjaw was left with one option:
Dine and dash.
The shark hastily threw another sandwich into his trap, and shouted, "WWAAAWWR UMMA SHAWK!" Not nearly as impressive with his mouth full as he had hoped, the silly shark swallowed his mouthful, grabbed the underside of the table, and flipped it. The sudden, unexpected motion (unsurprisingly) startled the teenage cashier, and Jabberjaw use this as an opportunity to escape. He ran through the door, hit his head on the top of the doorway, and kept running. |
"NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK!" He laughed as he quickly ducked into a building, out of breathe for the most part. "Now THAT, was a close one."
It was about that time that a particularly brave cashier approached him. "Uh... mister fish-dude? You gotta, like, pay for those, or something please don't eat me. "
Jabberjaw's eyes sank into his head as he heard that dreadful word. Pay. Did he have any money? He didn't have any pockets, let alone any cash. Thinking about what had been given to him, he didn't recall being one of the things. So really, Jabberjaw was left with one option:
Dine and dash.
The shark hastily threw another sandwich into his trap, and shouted, "WWAAAWWR UMMA SHAWK!" Not nearly as impressive with his mouth full as he had hoped, the silly shark swallowed his mouthful, grabbed the underside of the table, and flipped it. The sudden, unexpected motion (unsurprisingly) startled the teenage cashier, and Jabberjaw use this as an opportunity to escape. He ran through the door, hit his head on the top of the doorway, and kept running. |
"NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK!" He laughed as he quickly ducked into a building, out of breathe for the most part. "Now THAT, was a close one."