I have this really dinky old Honda that's probably older than I am, but I guess there isn't really anywhere I could just, like, hop into a hot air balloon and fly to.

[Not that a lack of a practical use for big, flying things stops her from wanting them.]

We have things kinda like them, only we call 'em iPhones and the apps they have here are way different. This whole place is pretty legit, though. It'd be awesome if we could just, like, pop in whenever we wanted and then pop back out to go do other stuff at home.