A squirt bottle. Y'know, you use it to get your hair wet so you can comb it if it's super-curly or whatever?
[Oh, snap, broski. She's, like, totally not sure she could legit top that shizz with her, y'know, modern teenage slang and stuff. She is trying to remember that he is from ye olden tymef, though, which is essentially everything prior to the 1960s as far as she's concerned.]
I mean, is he a guy? I know how to tell with iguanas, but I don't know anything about legit frogs, nevermind purple kung-fu ones.
[Paprika nods sagely in agreement, wondering if N would get it if she texted him. He probably wouldn't.]
Yeah, he's like, the Pokemon Steve Irwin or something.
[That probably was not the best analogy to make, but she means well, really.]
[action] the sad thing is that she actually talks like that, and so do people I know
[Oh, snap, broski. She's, like, totally not sure she could legit top that shizz with her, y'know, modern teenage slang and stuff. She is trying to remember that he is from ye olden tymef, though, which is essentially everything prior to the 1960s as far as she's concerned.]
I mean, is he a guy? I know how to tell with iguanas, but I don't know anything about legit frogs, nevermind purple kung-fu ones.
[Paprika nods sagely in agreement, wondering if N would get it if she texted him. He probably wouldn't.]
Yeah, he's like, the Pokemon Steve Irwin or something.
[That probably was not the best analogy to make, but she means well, really.]