[It is a miracle that she's still alive and well in this world, given the depth and breadth of her utter cluelessness.]
I guess I could, like, get a squirt bottle for when he's bad? Like with a puppy, only he's a frog.
[The Croagunk seems to take offense to this idea, making a warbling, disgruntled noise in the back of its throat that sounds something like what would occur if a bullfrog croaked into a fan.]
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[It is a miracle that she's still alive and well in this world, given the depth and breadth of her utter cluelessness.]
I guess I could, like, get a squirt bottle for when he's bad? Like with a puppy, only he's a frog.
[The Croagunk seems to take offense to this idea, making a warbling, disgruntled noise in the back of its throat that sounds something like what would occur if a bullfrog croaked into a fan.]
...Actually, is he even a dude?