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united_one2012-06-01 07:15 pm
the_nth_power) wrote in united_one2012-06-01 07:15 pm
012 ♖ [Video/Action for Paprika ]
[ It's fairly in the morning, and N has awoken to a rather startling discovery:
He has breasts, and new... everything, really.
When the Xtransceiver begins to record, he's sitting upright in a bed, trembling hands hovering uncertainly over his chest. Beside him sits Nugget-- Paprika's Darumaka. ]
It feels strange. Heavy... [ He makes a clawing motion with his fingers-- fingers that aren't his-- and grasps at his red pigtails. ] But this is much lighter. [ He moves his hands again to his chest, glancing apprehensively at Darumaka. ] Would it hurt, do you think...? [ Experimentally, he cups one breast, then both. His knits his brow. ] Hmm. [ Nugget pats at his arms with her hands and chatters something to him, leading him to stop his movements. ]
... You're right. I should-- [ He looks aside, into the camera, and pales. ] Ah-- You-- Please, cease your anti--
[ The video ends abruptly. ]
---
[ A few minutes later, N makes his way to where he recalls his own room being, in search of the owner of the body he's currently possessing with Nugget and a babbling Manaphy following after him. He finds the door and knocks on it several times, panicked. He crosses his arms over his chest and stands with his legs awkwardly apart as he calls for his teammate. ]
Paprika... Paprika? I-- need to speak with you. Now.
He has breasts, and new... everything, really.
When the Xtransceiver begins to record, he's sitting upright in a bed, trembling hands hovering uncertainly over his chest. Beside him sits Nugget-- Paprika's Darumaka. ]
It feels strange. Heavy... [ He makes a clawing motion with his fingers-- fingers that aren't his-- and grasps at his red pigtails. ] But this is much lighter. [ He moves his hands again to his chest, glancing apprehensively at Darumaka. ] Would it hurt, do you think...? [ Experimentally, he cups one breast, then both. His knits his brow. ] Hmm. [ Nugget pats at his arms with her hands and chatters something to him, leading him to stop his movements. ]
... You're right. I should-- [ He looks aside, into the camera, and pales. ] Ah-- You-- Please, cease your anti--
[ The video ends abruptly. ]
---
[ A few minutes later, N makes his way to where he recalls his own room being, in search of the owner of the body he's currently possessing with Nugget and a babbling Manaphy following after him. He finds the door and knocks on it several times, panicked. He crosses his arms over his chest and stands with his legs awkwardly apart as he calls for his teammate. ]
Paprika... Paprika? I-- need to speak with you. Now.
[Video - Not!Grimsley]
Ah!!
[...Well. Grimsley looks... HAPPY...]
Neh, neh! Neh! Did you switch places with someone too??
[...Who is this imposter???]
[Video]
You are... not Grimsley.
[He nods slowly.]
I'm N. This-- [He gestures to his chest and crosses his arms uncomfortably over the breasts.] This is Paprika.
[Video]
Ehhh?? N? [Okay he didn't quite expect that. OH WELL.]
It's me! Yuuma!!
[...That probably answers more than most would think it should.] Did you have an egg hatch too? Grimsley's pokemon looks a lot like the egg I had, see??
[He's holding the camera toward a little newly hatched Phione, who seems rather indifferent to the noise level of her seeming trainer. If anything, it seems rather confused.] Completely clear, like water... It's cool..!!
[Yuuuuumaaaaaa...]
[Video]
Oh. Hello, Yuuma. [He doesn't mind Yuuma, but has a decent-sized dislike for Grimsley. He frowns, not quite sure he likes such friendly words coming from a mouth he despises.
He takes his mind off of that by turning his attention to the concern of the new Water-types. He offers a smile to Grimsley's Phione.] Ah-- Yes, I did. However, Phione is no longer with me. It seems Paprika and I have switched places-- I assume she is with it. Paprika's egg hatched into this little one. [The camera shifts and focuses on Manaphy, who giggles, looking happy just to be there.]
[Video] Time for Kururu's ditto lul.
Eh? It's not?
...But that's Phione isn't it? [...No Yuuma. It's not. And as he turns the camera to the 'phione'...
...Did someone recolour it to look like a Manaphy or something..!?]
[Video] what even
[He blinks at the Phione. He looks a bit intrigued for a moment before he shakes his head.]
No. This is Manaphy-- a similar, yet different Pokemon. The Phione you have there does seem to possess a unique coloration, though.
[Video]
Hohhhh... [He doesn't see too much different but...]
Oh! Yea, they're coloured the same..!
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N? Is that you? N, dude, I think we have a problem 'cause that--
[Pointing to her own body and wow having an Adam's apple sucks what the hell do guys even actually need these things for?]
--is me, last time I checked.
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[He carefully lowers his arms from his chest, looking up at himself meekly.]
That's right. [He looks over Paprika's new body and sighs.] A... worrisome turn of events.
[He glances down at the Manaphy that is now standing between the two of them.] I believe this one could explain our current sta-- [He cuts himself off to bring his arms back up to his chest, looking exasperated.] How do you manage these?
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[In spite of how bizarre this turn of events has been, Paprika can't help but laugh at poor N's comedic discomfort.]
There's this thing called, y'know, a bra? I'm--as in, like, my body, not me in your body--wearing one, last time I checked.
[She emphasizes her words with some exaggerated breast pantomiming, but refrains from any bawdy jokes regarding her assets for fear of just downright breaking poor N.]
Not gonna lie, though, your dong is like, a million times worse.
[If the look on her face didn't quite give it away, since every time she moves, she looks like she's just eaten a raw lemon.]
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Ah. Right. The brassiere. [He takes hold of the breasts and makes a sour face, apparently not quite liking the idea of wearing a bra.]
Dong? [He looks her over again and seems to realize what she's referring to.] Oh. [He scowls.] I don't see how it is worse. I do not have to contain it with a wired contraption. [He brings his hands to his shoulders, fitting his thumbs under the bra straps for emphasis.]
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Yeah, dude, that's the whole problem! You've just got it all hangin' out like, like...
[Give her a second.]
...Like some fat little worm or something!
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Oh. Hello, Hazel. [His hands are still over his breasts. He glances down at them, then back to the Xtransceiver.] ... Hmm. Tell me, how do women manage these glands? They're rather... cumbersome.
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Um... It takes getting used to... I guess. It's um... easier when they're smaller... I suppose. [ Says the girl with small ones. ]
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You knew it was me! [He's pleasantly surprised by that.]
Mm, seems so... Are these larger than average? [He frowns uncomfortably.] I am wearing a brassiere, but it is uncomfortable, and my chest still feels heavy. What am I to do?
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Err... probably. [ She usually doesn't pay attention to that sort of thing but, he's asking. ] I've heard it's hard to find comfortable bras in the larger sizes... So... probably not much you can do unless you um... want to try shopping for one. [ She's not particularly comfortable bra shopping herself. For N it would likely be quite awkward. ]