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Detective Prince Naoto Shirogane ([personal profile] naotoshirogane) wrote in [community profile] united_one2012-02-02 05:39 pm

[Action] Second Clue - Abandoned Hotel

[Here, have what looks like a dilapidated, abandoned hotel. Everything is black and white, bearing a resemblance to traditional film noir. The walls are crumbling, the wallpaper is peeling, and an eerie green fog permeates everything. The sickly fog is the only splash of color around. The wooden floor creaks with nearly every footstep, and the ceiling is leaking mysterious liquid in places as well.

Absolutely no one seems to be around. Places of interest may include a comprehensive library with books old enough to become dust at the slightest touch, and a secret laboratory littered with rusted, pointy, dangerous-looking instruments.]
noplaidshirt: (bwuh?)

cardinal rule of horror movies: never start asking if there's anyone home in the creepy house

[personal profile] noplaidshirt 2012-02-04 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Security?

[She glances around a bit nervously, but sees no guards or laser beam traps or anything like that.]

Nah, I just kinda wandered on in here from one of my dreams--this one's yours, right?
noplaidshirt: (kicked puppy faise)

ah suteki :y

[personal profile] noplaidshirt 2012-02-04 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Murderer?

[Oh, yeah, definitely a horror movie right here.]

Y'know, if you've got a freaking murderer running around in your dream, I'd probably wanna get out of here, like, ASAP.

[She glances around for some sort of door that might lead to another dream, but none of them look too promising.]

Uh, that's if there's even a way out in the first place.
noplaidshirt: (n no i don't wear plaid shirts.........)

fdhfhgf you saw no typeo.......

[personal profile] noplaidshirt 2012-02-04 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I mean, I kinda just strolled on in here from one of my dreams. Iunno what else this all could be, unless we all took like some synchronized acid trip or something.

[The front door? That would be perfect if she had any idea where it was.]

Yeah, uh, that's sounding pretty good to me.

[Paprika turns her back to go, but seeing that Naoto isn't following, turns around and beckons hurriedly.]

C'mon! You don't wanna stay in this creepy-ass horror flick dream, right?
noplaidshirt: (bwuh?)

oh, phew ;;

[personal profile] noplaidshirt 2012-02-05 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Investigation? But, like, if this is all a dream, there's no real murderer, right?

[A Beat.]

Uh, at least I hope not.
noplaidshirt: (holy shit on a shit sandwich)

[personal profile] noplaidshirt 2012-02-05 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
[One of the downsides of being an avid film aficionado is knowing all your stock horror tropes a little too well. Even if it is all a dream, Paprika's really not too keen on recreating the Texas Chainsaw Massacre for shits and giggles. She beckons to Naoto again with increased fervor, and when she speaks, her voice is only a pitched whisper.]

Dude, c'mon!
noplaidshirt: (holy shit on a shit sandwich)

[personal profile] noplaidshirt 2012-02-05 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
[When the music starts, Paprika nearly jumps, though not without some back part of her mind noting that this would make a freaking awesome movie.]

Yeah, that'd be the creepy music like in Psycho in the shower that means someone's about to get offed, so we should probably get the hell outta here like right now!
noplaidshirt: (holy shit on a shit sandwich)

I myself actually cannot sit through horror movies. xD

[personal profile] noplaidshirt 2012-02-05 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Paprika is right behind him, paying no heed at all to the crescendoing sound in light of the shadow on the wall. Briefly, she wonders if their Pokemon would do any good, but that surprisingly decent idea is quickly overtaken by panic. When she talks, she's still whispering, for all that will do.]

Look for, like, a door or something! Any kind!
noplaidshirt: (n no i don't wear plaid shirts.........)

getting out of the creepy horror setting. xD

[personal profile] noplaidshirt 2012-02-05 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[At this point, she doesn't really care where the door leads, so long as it doesn't involve any more slasher flick villains. She ushers Naoto inside and slams the door shut behind her, which in turn causes the music to abruptly cut off. Breathing hard and wishing that she was better suited to running, Paprika surveys their new surroundings.]

Okay, cool... I think... I think we lost him, 'cause the music stopped.
noplaidshirt: (bwuh?)

ssssh I think they've had enough freaky things for one dream uwu

[personal profile] noplaidshirt 2012-02-06 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
...Yeah, that's better.

[Looking at Naoto, it seems like he recognizes the place.]

So is this, like, your place or something?
noplaidshirt: (ah suteki)

[personal profile] noplaidshirt 2012-02-07 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Seems like a pretty nice place.

[Definitely better than a certain castle she's also visited. Danger apparently gone, Paprika slips easily back into her usual casual demeanor.]

So, uh, where're you from?

noplaidshirt: (bwuh?)

jfhfgeh OOPS gj me

[personal profile] noplaidshirt 2012-02-07 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Yamawhatnow?

[To her credit, she's good at pronouncing things in French. Unlike English and pretty much every other language. In retrospect, though, it probably should've occurred to her that Naoto's foreign.]

I'm from--well, it's in kinda the right-middlish bit of America, but nobody's ever heard of it. Like, it's not even on maps 'cause it's technically part of a big city.
noplaidshirt: (bwuh?)

[personal profile] noplaidshirt 2012-02-10 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Yep, we got a Japan, too.

[She's not thinking as in-depth as he is, but considering she has yet to meet anyone else but Thomas from the "real world", this is pretty cool.]

Hey, so what if we were both, like, from the same Earth, only we never knew it 'cause we live so far apart?