united_one | [Action] And Now For Something Completely Different

(This will make about as much sense as a dream does. It's Shizuo's last memory of his world..... with the ending it should have had. A guy can dream, right?)

"Get back here!!" Shizuo shouts, running after a black haired man in a fur-trimmed jacket. He chases after him right across a street with no regard for traffic, and is gaining on him when...

Screeeeeccccchhh! A huge truck rams into Shizuo, who flies through the air before hitting the pavement with a dull thud. Onlookers begin to gather about the site and stare in horror, whispering to each other.

"Is he dead?"

"That homie's number is up!"

"No way..."

The black haired man Shizuo had been chasing walks up to the truck. Voice oozing with smugness and satisfaction, he says, "I can't believe you fell for the same old gag from high school. You really are a slow learner, Shizu-chan."

At that, the truck begins shaking. There is the sharp sound of metal being torn and bent as Shizuo slowly lifts the truck, grunting and arms wavering from the effort.

"WHAT WAS THAT.... ABOUT ME BEING A SLOW LEARNER?!" With an 'RAARGGHH,' he manages to lift the truck completely, and throws it at his foe. Too shocked to move, the black haired man is hit with the truck full force, and flies into the air such a great distance that he eventually can't be seen anymore. It's unlikely that he's even living at this point.

Shizuo stands, breathing heavily and with a shocked expression on his face. The shock quickly makes way for a vicious, self-satisfied smile. "I finally did it... I killed that damn flea!" He really can't believe it... Finally, after all this time!

Suddenly, a piece of cake topped with excessive frosting and a strawberry appears on a plate in front of him, and a fork appears in his hand. His Petilil and Growlithe run onto the scene, wearing party hats and blowing kazoos. This does call for a celebration, after all. The onlookers who haven't already run away all suddenly have cake as well. It's a party!

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Homura sat still as the Nurse checked up on Shizuo before writing notes down and turning to Shizuo facelessly. Her mouth said see-through comfort words before she left.

Silence with nothing but the hospital lights and ECG.

"...Are you hungry? Or did that cake fill you up?" Homura inquired, cracking a small joke.

Shizuo continued glaring petulantly ahead for a long moment, before finally saying, "No." It was unclear what he was saying 'no' to, though, and also obvious that more questions would only serve to darken his mood. He looked like a sulking child, really.

"I see."

....More silence.

Shizuo remained silent for a long time as well, glaring up at the white ceiling. Eventually, he asked, "Why are you still here?"

Because if Homura could wander into his dream, then she could wander out, apparently.

"Because I can't leave as easily as you might think," Homura sighed, curling up on the stool. "Perhaps an exit will show itself sooner or later."

"Hmph." Shizuo grunted in response, still scowling. Soon enough, an exit appeared in the form of a large, gaping black hole on the wall across from him. Unfortunately, apparently the black hole was literally a black hole. As soon as it popped into existence, everything in the room quickly began being pulled toward its swirling vortex.

"W-What the hell?!"

((I imagine it's a very very weak black hole though, cause spaghettification would not be fun))

"..."

Homura flipped her hair back, sighing, blinking at Shizuo twice as he held onto his bed for dear life.

"This is farewell I guess. Until we meet again," Homura nodded to Shizuo, curtsying before jumping through the exit.

Where she went. Who would know?

[Action] And Now For Something Completely Different - A Death and Cake Party

welp

Awkward

now what even

Idk :D This calls for something insane to happen

Well it's your move, bro.

Dangit you I am not that creative B| That + flood of work = this late response xD

And so the dream ends