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(This will make about as much sense as a dream does. It's Shizuo's last memory of his world..... with the ending it should have had. A guy can dream, right?)

"Get back here!!" Shizuo shouts, running after a black haired man in a fur-trimmed jacket. He chases after him right across a street with no regard for traffic, and is gaining on him when...

Screeeeeccccchhh! A huge truck rams into Shizuo, who flies through the air before hitting the pavement with a dull thud. Onlookers begin to gather about the site and stare in horror, whispering to each other.

"Is he dead?"

"That homie's number is up!"

"No way..."

The black haired man Shizuo had been chasing walks up to the truck. Voice oozing with smugness and satisfaction, he says, "I can't believe you fell for the same old gag from high school. You really are a slow learner, Shizu-chan."

At that, the truck begins shaking. There is the sharp sound of metal being torn and bent as Shizuo slowly lifts the truck, grunting and arms wavering from the effort.

"WHAT WAS THAT.... ABOUT ME BEING A SLOW LEARNER?!" With an 'RAARGGHH,' he manages to lift the truck completely, and throws it at his foe. Too shocked to move, the black haired man is hit with the truck full force, and flies into the air such a great distance that he eventually can't be seen anymore. It's unlikely that he's even living at this point.

Shizuo stands, breathing heavily and with a shocked expression on his face. The shock quickly makes way for a vicious, self-satisfied smile. "I finally did it... I killed that damn flea!" He really can't believe it... Finally, after all this time!

Suddenly, a piece of cake topped with excessive frosting and a strawberry appears on a plate in front of him, and a fork appears in his hand. His Petilil and Growlithe run onto the scene, wearing party hats and blowing kazoos. This does call for a celebration, after all. The onlookers who haven't already run away all suddenly have cake as well. It's a party!

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Here, have Emmet. He didn't flee - this looked interesting. Also, he's got Zekrom wings utting out of his back. By now, he's worked out he's dreaming.

Also, he's clapping. Happy clapping.

What a weirdo.

"That looked fun! Yup!"

Shizuo turns and stares at the man. How had he failed to notice someone with wings here? He's never seen such people in Ikebukuro before.

"Who are you?" For some reason he gets the feeling that this man may be mocking him.

"I am Emmet - from Unova.
I am a Subway Boss." ~~which the mun finally beat today for the first time :p~~
"And that looked good. You showed that man justice... yes?"

Justice. Or just killing. Either.

Shizuo isn't sure why someone from Unova is here, but whatever.

"Subway boss? Never heard of it."

He still doesn't know if this Emmet is making fun of him or not, but the word justice makes him grin.

"Yeah." Definitely justice.

"Basically, we run the subways in Nimbasa City," Emmet said, not wanting to explain it all right now. But then he grinned, almost childishly, and a bit creep-ily. "I like your sense of justice.
We should become friends.
Yup."

"Friends...?" No one's ever just asked Shizuo to be friends before. In fact, he doesn't even know how to react, and just ends up staring at Emmett blankly. He barely has friends as it is. Shizuo's not proud of his violent outbursts (though the ones involving Izaya are definitely justified), which apparently this man approves of, but still. Friends. He's so used to being feared and hated that this is really a shock to him.

"Yup! Friends, allies - we should become closer and closer!"
He said, as he started to come closer. Passion and power was important to him, after all. His Zekrom wings flapped a few times - he was really happy!

Something about this guy was weird, but. He did know when a filthy bug was squashed.

"Okay," Shizuo agreed a bit cautiously. "Allies." He wasn't one to throw the word 'friends' around so easily.

Emmet gave another nod. And then he paused.
"Do you look different in reality?" he then asked. Yes, he knows this is a dream. You don't get to be an immortal creep without knowing when you've fallen into a dream, after all.

What.

"In reality...? This is reality." Well, the party hats and magic food might imply otherwise, but Shizuo's dream logic said that they made perfect sense. He wanted to enjoy his 'victory' while it lasted.

[Action] And Now For Something Completely Different - A Death and Cake Party

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Sob I never did that xD DS broke ;3;

sob that's terrible! D:

Holy that icon xD Also le obliviousness

AND THEN I CONTINUE IT.

Hooray :D

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