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[The first thing Grimsley noticed was pure darkness.

Pure darkness filled with the sounds of a place which wasn't home. It sounded too... natural.

Pure darkness which couldn't be broken though by the opening of his eyes. Or a call to his Pokemon, who'd unleash a Flash attack because he didn't feel like flicking on the lights.

No, something was wrong. Grimsley could feel it, all around him.

And he hated it. He could hear people around - but whatever he said, they seemed to ignore him. As if they couldn't understand him - the nerve of those people! Being so... so rude! After a few hours, Grimsley had stopped trying to speak with them. It wasn't helping, and it was just making his throat sore.

Oh, sure, he'd subconsiously noticed the other changes. The four legs, the stubby tail, the smallness - but he was far more panicked about the loss of a sense.

So when he tumbled over a round ball and then heard a voice, he was thankful. It was his Murkrow - and that brings us to now. He's got his Xtransiever set up for him, recording video. His voice is soft and panicked as he speaks - with slight soreness.]

...h-hello. Can anybody tell me what's going on? [Nope, he's not introducing himself. He just assumes you know his voice. Which is different then his older self voice.] I seem to have been kidnapped and blinded, as to be unable to flee. How rude, and how violent! Whoever did this, reveal yourselves!

[...After a slight growl escapes his throat, Grimsley then clawed the ground a little.] If you do not return me to normal and home by the end of today, I'm sure you'll be in for a world of pain. [An empty threat, of course, but he's still looking rather angry.]

Ahem. That is all.

[...]

Turn off the camera. I can hear whirring.

[And then the feed ends with a bit of Murkrow showing.]

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Cruel? You think that's cruel? [Eridan only blinks and shakes his head. Here comes his constant whining in 3... 2... 1...]

How about you try being a water Pokemon stuck in the middle of the desert, huh? Do you know how hard it is to get around desert with no feet? I've been falling all over the place because all there is is sand. Everywhere. [This is a perfectly legitimate reason to hate land even more.] Why couldn't this have happened when we were exploring the Ruins of Water and Caverns or something like that? Now that's just unfair.

[...He didn't ask for his life story/whinefest. But he doesn't care - though he will answer. Hey, anything to distract him from this fate.] The desert? Exploring ruins? [He lets out a laugh. Such commoner stuff - perhaps a legendary decided to go rampent on these commoners? But then why him.] Maybe you should make your way to, I don't know, the patch of water in that desert? [Which Grimsley has heard of. It's where his parents told him they got his Sharpedo. Which was a lie.]

[Nobody asks for his whining but everyone gets it at least once anyways if they're lucky. If they're unlucky they get it over ten times. That laughing doesn't sit too well with Eridan. he's already starting to dislike this guy.] Yes, exploring ruins, something you couldn't possibly do as well as me.

Do you know how hard it is to find water in a desert? [No really. He's tried, but all there is is sand.] There's nothing but sand out here! But then again, you're probably one of those uneducated humans.

The only desert in Unova - it's close to two towns, both with plenty of water. If you're really a water-type, you should know that.
[...He's giving you a 'what an idiot' look - and tone of voice. Gosh, otherworlders (which Grimsley doesn't believe in yet anyhow), lern2Unova.] And I wouldn't get my hands dirty in any ruins. It's far below me - I don't care if you're better at it.

You think I actually know where everything is in this place? This entire planet is horrible and I'd rather be on the planet of Wrath and Angels. [Except not really, because he's so alone over there and nobody would ever come visit him, sob.]

Far below you? Are you stupid? Do you have any idea what kind of treasures lay at the bottom of ruins like that? Treasures. Deadly treasures, even weapons like Ahab's Crosshairs. But seeing how you're a human, I bet you've never even heard about it.

...
[There's silence for quite a while, as Grimsley mulls over the information he has.]
You speak as if you're normally not human. ['Are you one of those freaks who think they're a Pokemon trapped in a human body...' he'd ask that, but he doesn't want to know the answer.]

It took you that long to realize that? [He's not taking into account the fact that he's currently a Pokemon and that it'd be a lot a lot harder to tell.]
Of course I'm not a human! And I'm glad I'm not one of you too. So glubbin confusin...

Of course it did - if you've forgotten, I'm blind right now. As in, I can't see. [...] What are you.

Well you know what? That's still no excuse. And even if I told you what I was you'd have no idea. All you need to now is I'm not a human, nor am I a Pokemon.

Really now? [Now Grimsley... is the smallest bit curious.] I had no ideas aliens existed on this planet.

Yes, really. [Silly humans are always so surprised to hear that.] Well they do, in fact, there's someone else of my kind here too.

I had no idea - and who... or what may they be? [They may be less annoying to speak to. Or maybe not.]

Nep. Just watch out for some gray-skinned kitty cat girl who pounces on things and uses a whole bunch of cat puns.

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