...A Pokemon." Yeah, here's some deadpan. But he's still really angry. "Whoever kidnapped me would have a cure, however. You can't ransom off somebody without being able to fix them - that's just irresponsable."
How cute. He thinks he's been kidnapped for his money.

Wait. His mind is working. Hair in his face... loss of sight... four legs? He then gets more of a growl to his voice. "Tell me... is my body blue, by any chance? And is that 'hair' black?"