"Well, there was this girl called Jade, right? She was my bestest friend, but she vanished, I think she went home."
Iris wanted to go to Homestuck. :(
"But she needed to. I mean, she was steering a ship though some window, I think? Yeah... she needed to get home. But she was a breeder, and she taught me everything I know about it! She also had a happy Growlithe, and all her Pokemon were cute! She would have loved contests... and she was gonna be my partner to take down the final gym! But she couldn't..."
Iris stop. You're talking his ear off.