See? You just wanted to play with Kirino-kun, right?

[He's holding still, his hands flat and open to show he doesn't want to hurt her or anything.]

Wait, you're probably a girl, huh... Misdreavus-chan, then.
If you want, you can play with me and my Pokemon instead; I don't think Kirino-kun likes having you around as much as I would.

[Yep, he's just talking to a wild Pokemon, nbd. Just carry on catching that Shuppet of yours bro, he'll be back to you in a sec.]