Grandpas can be a bit mean sometimes, huh?
[Have an Iris, who's sounding cheerful and chipper. No angst right now!]
I mean, if I had one, I bet he'd be a meanie-pants. [You did have one, Iris. Well, two. But only one silly one.
He was a Magikarp that is now canon for her au totes. You just never knew him, because he was eaten soon after helping make your mums egg.]
So! What's your plans now, Rei? Are you going to catch more Pokemon, or are you gonna go straight to the first gym?