Cruel? You think that's cruel? [Eridan only blinks and shakes his head. Here comes his constant whining in 3... 2... 1...]

How about you try being a water Pokemon stuck in the middle of the desert, huh? Do you know how hard it is to get around desert with no feet? I've been falling all over the place because all there is is sand. Everywhere. [This is a perfectly legitimate reason to hate land even more.] Why couldn't this have happened when we were exploring the Ruins of Water and Caverns or something like that? Now that's just unfair.